Major portals and forums have seen a surge in classic quotes from the “exam bowl clan,” with many renowned educators commenting on this phenomenon in their blogs. These humorous quotes reflect the positive mindset of the candidates.
Another notable trend is the frequent appearance of large training institutions like Wanguo and New Oriental in these classic quotes, often becoming the main targets of parody.
Why is the national football team always so weak? Because they only studied a small part of criminal law: violence, money, and lust.
Which law is the most powerful? The Constitution? No. Criminal law? No. I tell you, it’s family law.
We can’t just teach you to memorize by rote. If you all memorize by rote, we’ll have to wholesale back braces.
The judicial exam means making you think more.
A teacher from Wanguo School: Do you want to know how difficult international private law is? It’s like looking around now—I don’t see many women.
Students in the intensive class, hurry up and break through. Those who have already made progress, move back; there are big seats.
The purpose of the intensive lecture class is to turn you all into experts!
Coming to the training class means you’re on the path to becoming immortals, but you don’t have to sit cross-legged.
In short, Wanguo’s training classes have three points: accompany you to class, accompany you in marking questions, and accompany you through the judicial exam.
A person preparing for the judicial exam who always focuses on the basics and never listens to key lectures is like someone always doing high knee lifts in place. If they always rush before the exam and never review after class, they’re always doing a standing long jump. But the judicial exam is a long march—when do you plan to finish it?
If you’ve attended Wanguo’s basic judicial exam training but didn’t sign up for the pre-exam sprint, it’s like practicing the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms but not mastering the “Regretful Dragon.” Isn’t that a waste?
Wanguo’s lecture series isn’t a kebab class, but they share a common trait. Guaranteed, you’ll want more after one, and even more after two…
The Internationale always complains that there’s never been a savior. One day, international law jumps out and shouts: Fool! I am the savior!
This humble monk comes from the Tang Dynasty in the east, specifically to attend Wanguo’s training class. By the way, I brought a USB drive.
Gentlemen in the audience, treat the judicial exam like Super Girl—only real men make it to the end.
If apologies worked, why would we need police? If police worked, why would we need lawyers? If lawyers worked, why would we need judges? Hence, our slogan is: A lawyer who doesn’t want to be a judge isn’t a good cop.
If you’ve taken the exam many times and still haven’t passed, it might not be our problem. Take some time to worship Brother Chun; you know what I mean.